In America we eat man semen.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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