of course. lets lasso hookers.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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