alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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