can u get pink eye on your cock?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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