Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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