Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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