Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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