Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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