so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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