Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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