you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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