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  3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently

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• PROTIP: If she's even considering letting you in the back door, I wouldn't be telling her the rules and conditions under which you enter.

  Submitted by ButteredToast on Aug 23, 10 at 9:28am

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• You can't dictate rules unless you're the receiver in this situation.

  Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Aug 23, 10 at 9:48am

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• First and second rule of butt sex, you don't talk about butt sex

  Submitted by buttsecks on Aug 23, 10 at 10:03am

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  • you’ve been waiting for a post like this since you picked that username haven’t you? lol

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 23, 10 at 5:57pm

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• Thats actually not true. Any of it.\nAs long as she takes a shit about an hour before, doesnt matter if she eaten. There wont be a mess. and Last time I checked showers don't really clean the inside of your rectum.\n\nOP has probably never even had anal.

  Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Aug 23, 10 at 2:59pm

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• U knew the job was dangerous when u took it U gotta expect to pull out a plum every now and then

  Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 23, 10 at 6:44pm

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• That's why I have no interest in anal

  Submitted by stig on Aug 24, 10 at 12:58am

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• That's fuckin wrooonnggg nasty style

  Submitted by lifesAbeach386 on Aug 24, 10 at 12:30am

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• there are hazards to buttsex if you don't the chance of poo on your dick then don't do it

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 23, 10 at 1:00pm

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  • You accidentally the buttsex.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 4:33pm

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• Hahahaahahhahha

  Submitted by jcbaby24 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:13pm

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• Butt sex is gross. I hate to act like the rule book, but no exceptions.

  Submitted by QuietGuy on Aug 23, 10 at 12:40pm

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• Tell her to bleach her shitter

  Submitted by GigaBoo on Aug 23, 10 at 5:03pm

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• What are the first and second rules?

  Submitted by pringlepwner on Aug 23, 10 at 9:47am

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  • If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 23, 10 at 5:58pm

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• F-ing gross.

  Submitted by MAPF on Aug 23, 10 at 4:13pm

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• Sooo so much for unexpected buttsecks

  Submitted by Firebird on Aug 26, 10 at 1:40am

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• Or she will paint a Picasso on your sheets

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 10 at 6:44am

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• Don't do it!! It's not meant for straight people. I've tried.

  Submitted by bontar on Aug 24, 10 at 3:58am

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• Fuck you.

  Submitted by AlexAndHer on Aug 24, 10 at 12:12am

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• Yes u can. It's a domination thing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 10 at 9:52am

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  • no. no its not.

    Submitted by yourmomateme on Aug 23, 10 at 9:58am

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