I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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