yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
