So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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