Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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