I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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