My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
if only i could text you this smell
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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