the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Randomize
