when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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