Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
A+ Viking dick
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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