somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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