So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think people are normalizing furries
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
