He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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Don't forget to bring a towel.
What a slut! Someone should talk to him about respecting himself. Bottoms. What to do w/them, what w/out?
You'd just wind up getting a ticket for double parking your dick on his butt cheek waiting your turn.
gays
Kevin's a closet case
OP is a guy.
Duh.
just one condom?
That has HIV written all over it.
Sounds like he was looking for some group sex and you missed out on the fun your loss.
Hey arthurlux, that's part of the joke, son, the joke.
Kenny? Is that you?
Sick fucks
No...probably not.
Wait, maybe it's a chick and really thought he meant his backdoor, and not his 'backdoor'
You should have been an abortion.
silly f a g g o t s, dicks are for chicks
And f a g g o t s are sticks! Moron.
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