You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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