i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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