I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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