The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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