The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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