He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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