Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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