Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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