Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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