I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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