I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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