She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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