We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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