Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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