You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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