do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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