i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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