I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Every concussion has its silver lining
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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