and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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