i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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