marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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