i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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