We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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