For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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