Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it because I queefed?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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