On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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