Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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