I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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