TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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