i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
